Now I Can Die A Happy Man

So I consider my body to be a shell, and once I shuffle off this mortal coil I don't figure I'll really be needing it anymore. Why let it take up a bunch of space? And why take a chance of coming back to roam the earth as Zombie Cracker, searching for brains? And I have no interest in my dead corpse being filled with embalming fluid and put on display for people to view. It's just creepy. I had been wanting my ashes spread over the lake I hang out at from the top of some cliff, but that was before I knew about this little jewel! From the band who brought us such songs as "I've Had Enough (Into The Fire)", "Burn Bitch Burn", "Hotter Than Hell" and "Flaming Youth" comes...





FIRST-EVER KISS CREMATION URN READY TO ROCK THE FUNERAL INDUSTRY



Eternal Image, Inc. (the "Company") (OTC PINK:ETNL), a public company engaged in the design, manufacturing and marketing of officially licensed, Brand-name memorial products, today announced that the first of its official KISS cremation urns is now available for purchase.



KISS is famous for its explosive live performances and outrageous rock and roll style. In their forty year career, the band has achieved record-breaking tours, album sales in excess of 100 million, a huge "KISS Army" fan base, and the most memorable look in all of rock history.



“We call this particular KISS urn our ‘Monument’ model,” said Donna Shatter, VP of Operations for the Company. “This urn offers fans a unique expression of their passion for the legendary rock band. It features full-color images of the band members and the KISS flame logo—all displayed against a striking black metallic finish.”



The Monument model KISS urn is eight inches tall. The Company plans to release three additional urn models later this year.



http://www.eternalimage.net/product/kiss